Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does。
例句：Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames。
When one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer。
例句：After that wild night of drinking, I had the worst mid-day crisis ever。
Clock Out With My Cock Out
To "call it a day" at work so you can go party。
下班之后去派对狂欢(clock out即打卡下班，也可以说punch out)
例句：-Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
-Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
Asopposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other personlooks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo orchatted via web before meeting in person。
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation。
例句：That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile picture must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago。(这个见光死死得彻底啊……)
Happy Late Year
When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year。
年后一个星期，拜年的时候就不是new year了，是late year。
例句：-Happy new year!!! whats up??
-More like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago。
When there is so much work piled on your desk, movement from under it is nearly impossible。
例句：Hey, pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour。
The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)
例句：-Why is Michelle ragging it with me?
-It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression。
The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be。
例句：I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with myfavorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now。